Launch an influencer campaign for portable blenders
I scroll Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube under a fresh account if I’m marketing a portable blender. I try to put myself in this person’s shoes: US English, 21-34, already bounced off a USB blender that died mid-smoothie and a full blender they will not get out at work, watches 'this blender died at work' and chunky-protein videos at a desk. Linger, save, like, and comment as if I were them. Once the algorithm is trained I take whoever keeps showing up. Ideally over 50k average views. Below that they quote $700 a post for 1k views. That’s a money sink.
You really need to do this for hundreds of creators a day, because the market is not efficient. Some dumb startup is paying thousands for hundreds of views. I scroll as the person who would buy this SKU on real phones. Scout is $1,500/month. We find creators. Outreach is $2,500 if I should send the emails. Dealmaker is $5,000 if I should negotiate and paper the deal. Creator fees extra. No demo. No download guarantee. I wrote the long version at How I find influencers.
Where people actually look
How I actually launch
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Not a demographic. It blended in the ad and it died in the break room with ice still in it. They already tried a USB blender that died mid-blend, a full blender they will not pack, and a shaker bottle they hate. Skip the 700k kitchen-gadget reviewer who tests 10 blenders for a roundup. Adjacent is desk blend, USB death, not kitchen-renovation. Steal the brief if you want.
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Fresh account. Real phones. Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Linger, save, like, comment as if I were them. Once the algorithm is trained I take whoever keeps showing up. Ideally over 50k average. Example: someone sipping a chunky shake because the cup died at 40 percent. Signal: the same chunky-sip face two workdays.
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I prefer email. The contact is usually in a small desk-lunch bio. Just send a short note. Name a real video. Ask for the phone number. Don’t start the deal over email. Gadget reviewers quote roundup rates. If they won’t give a number, move on.
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Pay $X for N posts with a floor of Y views. An example that is easy to hold: $2000 / 4 posts / 1M views. Then send the contract while it’s still fresh. The cup at a real desk, ice in it. Charge it, blend ice at a desk, show it finishes, drop the code.
Why most first portable blenders campaigns stall
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Gadget reviewers quote roundup rates. You needed a lot of other names so you could move on. Died-at-work rants already have the audience; a live cup with a named charge time is the demo.
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People tag #portableblender when they want brands to find them. A database tells you who exists. Your customer lives in a feed you never opened. A countertop unboxing that never hits a desk.
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Many times I have read something unprofitable like “$700 a post” from a creator that gets 50k views. On a call I can explain a Minimum View Guarantee. Over email you just get the first number. Do not ask for a 10-blender test. Ask them to blend ice at a desk on one charge.
What you actually buy
Every plan includes the scrolling. Pay more and I do more of the emailing and the paperwork. Creator pay is extra. No demo. No download guarantee. A live blender in stock, charge time on the page.
Scout
$1,500/month
We find creators.
Most people start here
Outreach
$2,500/month
We find relevant creators, and do outreach.
Dealmaker
$5,000/month
Outreach, then negotiation and contracts.
Billed monthly, cancel anytime. Creator compensation is not included. You approve every creator and every rate. Measurement is Shop or site codes on a live cup.
Questions
You can learn vocabulary that way. People tag what they want brands to find. I still scroll as the person who would buy this SKU on a fresh account and take whoever keeps showing up. The method essay is How we find creators by scrolling a real TikTok avatar.
No. Anyone who does is lying or running paid. I do the scrolling and, on Outreach and Dealmaker, the contacting. You still approve every creator and every rate. Talent is extra. No demo. No download guarantee.
Gadget reviewers quote roundup rates. I want roughly 50k average views or the economics usually break. Below that, $700 a post for 1k views is a money sink. On a call I can explain a Minimum View Guarantee. Example: $2000 / 4 posts / 1M views. Over email you just get the first number. If they will not give a number, move on. If you do this right, ie at scale, you will have many other creators to choose from.
No. It is a different job. The tag is gadget roundups and kitchen hauls. I read the session the person who would buy this SKU actually gets served. Product page for the general job: campaigns.